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10.06.2025 07:47

Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Who is Meghan Markle and why is she so controversial on the Internet?
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Still no good
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Next, they tried...
What is a good habit and what is bad one?
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
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